Removing one ha from your hahahaha cause you think its too much.
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Waking up and checking your Facebook, like its the morning paper.
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You never know how small you can write untill you make a cheat sheet.
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That awkward moment when nobody likes your Facebook status.
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I hate it when people go offline while I am typing.
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Some gusy treat women like they treat exams, if they are not easy, they end up cheating.
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I lied awake all night worrying about getting up on time.
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I like the way you move. Away from me.
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Of course you are allowed to have opinions. And I am allowed not to listen to them.
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The best nicknames are the ones people don't know they have.
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